Duck Key, Florida

Duck Key, Florida is a key on the Florida key's. It has a population of 443 and is 0.9 miles sq.

Have you ever noticed how people who are assholes and not talented are the only ones that really fail. It's true. I've seen super nice people who are totally talentless at there job and people love 'em. And I've seen people who are the biggest dick-heads on earth, but since they're so good at there job they're really successful.

Let's think of some examples of the first kind of 'halfgood" person. Remember these people are really shitty at what they do, but since they're good folks, people like 'em. The first person that comes to my mind is Drew Barrymore.


I've never met Drew Barrymore, but using this line of logic, she must be a really nice person. I mean, she must like, have a rape recovery center for puppies or something, because she couldn't fake an orgasm she's such a bad actress, but people really like her. Who else is in her category that we can think of? How about Carrot Top?

Carrot Top must be pretty nice, you can tell not as nice as Drew because people only like him a little. Like he might have a rape recovery center for puppies, but he probably raped the puppies in the first place. Who else? That singer Pink, Oprah, and Matt Lauer all come to mind pretty quickly. You see, you can tell not only that they're nice because they're talentless mice foreskin yet still people like them, but you can tell how nice, by how many people like them. Oprah must be the nicest woman in the world. (maybe she even has a rape recovery center for Carrot Tops).

What about the inverse? Lets see if that holds water. Oh, if you thought of that Tom Cruise so did I. That guy, you can tell is really talented, because everyone hates him but he's still successful.
Tom Cruise most be the most talented actor in the universe. I bet he could play the part of a raped puppy recovering in a raped puppy recovery center owned by Drew Barrymore, he's so talented. Who else fits this mold? Terrel Owens, Eminem and Bill Gates all come to mind for me. What about you?

Play this little game of thinking up people who fit in these categories with yourself sometime when you're not driving an automobile or raping. It's fun!

Duck Key is all sexual offenders. It's actually home to a sex offender paradise resort called, Rape Island.